• Don’t you get bored being a stay-at-home mum?
• So … what do you do all day? (see above)
• I think Bear is not getting enough milk… try giving her just a little formula.
• Don’t you think it’s time to send Marz to school?
• But… IT’S OUR CULTURE! (If you speak Malay: Tapi… INI BUDAYA KITA!)
• Don’t you think mothers need to be qualified to teach their kids at home?
• But this is the latest fashion!
• But that’s not in fashion!
• So … what do you do all day? (oh wait… I’ve already said that!)

If ONE more person says “In shaa Allah” when they really mean “I don’t give a toss about your invitation and won’t go unless wild dogs force me”, I think I will really lose it.